Prologue

CARMEN SANDIEGO POSTED IN ARE WE THERE YET?: Happy New Year!

ANGIE: Jimmy, it’s like 3pm, where are you?

GINA: I THOUGHT HE WAS IN BARZIL

CARMEN SANDIEGO: Barzil? Hitting the booze already? i’m in Sweden. Somewhere. I’m in the future!

THE CUTE ONE: what are the winning lottery##$$?!?!

GIRLTENDIE: more money

GINA: Nat, we said no mre chang gin names

GIRLTENDIE: like u need

THE CUTE ONE: we also said learn to type grandma

GINA: can you read that, Jojo?

CARMEN SANDIEGO: This is Jimmy

ANGIE: no shit Nathan leave your sister alone or I’ll ducking

THE CUTE ONE CHANGED HIS NAME TO THE LOOCH: voice to text again ange?

GIRL TENDIE CHANGED HER NAME TO THE HOT ONE: Joey where are you?

THE LOOCH: Hanging with some of the guys at the Warren why?

GIRL TENDIE: I’m bored.

GINA: come bbysit your neice and nephews they miss you

THE HOT ONE: <insert hysterical laughter> why should I suffer for your het sins?

THE LOOCH: yeah meet me at my place bring something hot we’re hittin gthe town

THE HOT ONE: fuck yeah later breeders have fun falling asleep on the couch

ANGIE: bite me

GINA: bite me

GINA changed the name of the group to YOU’RE ADOPTED